I love you Sagittarius, and to prove my love, I would like to share a secret: if I could be any sign in the Zodiac, I would be you.

Sagittarius, you have no equal. You are where otherworldly intelligence, open-mindedness, quick humor, and spirituality collide. You should be considered a perfectly engineered cyborg, yet they call you a human. I don’t feel like thats fair.

Sagittarius is what happens when you get a human so aware andenlightened that they can turn every experience into the most fun we have ever had, but at the same time remain completely serious.

You walk among the stars and still manage to find time for us usual folk, down here on earth. I’d say that’s why everyone is lining up to be around you, blowing up your phone, and getting angry that you haven’t called them back—even though they are perfectly aware that you have no time left to give. You are the true celebrity of the Zodiac and whether you want the spotlight or not, it belongs to you.

Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, took both men and women for his lovers, as he looked over the Roman empire with his (reasonably) jealous wife, Juno. His Greek Counterpart Zeus, did the same. Sagittarius isn’t particular about who it loves, or when it loves—you just love people, all of them, and they seem to worship you in return.

Sagittarians are quite the demigods, as you have a sort of power over everyone.You single-handedly manage to make both men and women fall desperately in love with you, no matter what sex you are. And of course, all of the haters are upset that I would say that, calling them out on their secret obsession with you. Seriously, I wish I could manage just an ounce of your talent, intelligence, and androgyny and still make time to flash that 1000-watt smile.

The most interesting thing about all of this is that I’ve never met an egotistical Sagittarius. You seem to be your own worst enemy, and biggest critic. You are very self-deprecating, sometimes to a fault. You probably haven’t even noticed the fan club, which keeps getting bigger.

You are known as the lucky sign, and maybe that’s what we see. But you have rarely relied on such luck to get you through. You work very hard. You have more ambition in your little finger, than we do in our whole bodies. And I know that you hate cliches, but that one fits.

You were born to achieve and to succeed. You are the race horse that never comes in second. The skilled archer that rarely misses a target. But when you do miss, you work at it religiously, until you can confidently say that you will never miss again.

Sagittarius will always make it to the top of whatever mountain you climb. But unlike other Zodiac signs that seem to bask in their own glory, when you reach the peak, and the accomplishment starts setting in, you have already begun planning for your next trek up an even greater mountain.

You don’t rest, because if you don’t have a finish line, you don’t know how to live.

Sagittarius, you are inspiring. You are #goals. You are the very definition of limitless. You breathe in other cultures, learning all you can, about everything and everyone. And even with all of these gifts, you are still the best friend a person could have.

Basically, you sit on the throne in Mount Olympus, and you should be impossible to reach, but yet you come down to meet us, hangout with us, and then love us.

And so that Sagittarius, is why I love you.